cheekedupwhiteboy:

frontline-titties-of-the-fifth:

im excited to get top surgery bc oh blah blah disphoria back pain slouching not a girl but mainly because i have been planning for over a year a joke thats about to pay off:

my family does not know i am getting surgery so i made sure to get all the same bathings suits i wore last year in a new size and just straight up gas light my aunt about it

stressghoul:

this is ur offical reminder that copia drinks his juice box with two hands

okay bye

callmelittlesanshine:

Run Cirrus run go get his ass!

tasty-ribz:

 Your Friends Vs Your Best Friend

should-be-sleeping:

should-be-sleeping:

justprettygay:

should-be-sleeping:

should-be-sleeping:

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

just managed to convince my parents that the homoerotic fanart i’m using as my phone wallpaper was a disciple and his guardian angel so i just want to say thank you to gay artists for using religious imagery in your homoerotic fanart and religious artists for using homoeroticism in your religious fanart for making this moment possible

call me a guardian angel the way i’m watching over him. if you know what i mean.

call him my disciple the way he’s worshipping on his knees

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ghoultaffy:

ghoultaffy:

ngl if a bi girl is talking about a hot guy and shes like “im so gay” you dont get to be like “but-” no buts. shes feeling queer about it.

HELL YEAH

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits